Let's do this again.

I'm a superstitious person when it comes to my favorite teams.

So... since the Twins won last night, I'm going to do everything in my power to recreate yesterday as humanly possible. So let's get on with the pregame gibberish, shall we?

Game is today, Twins are going to get crushed, blah blah blah, not really all that exciting and stuff... here's why we're going to lose and why I'm not excited etc. etc.

1) Yankees are the worst.

2) Yankees are evil.

3) Twins pitching will suck.

4) YANKEES YANKEES YANKEES I HATE THEM AND WHATNOT.

I'll update when the game starts/I find a good stream/Yankees jump out to an early lead/I decide that I need to leave and or stop updating when the Twins still aren't getting any hits. And so on.

Update 1: One of my favorite nicknames... not sure where it comes from, is C.C. "need-Sabathia". Get it. It's funny. I mention this because I hate him and he's making the Twins look silly.

Update 2: So you know when Chip Carey called Nick Punto's flyout to left field in the 10th last night a "base hit"? Well, he almost did it again... he was only able to get out the "base" before realizing he's kind of a moron. Also, if the Yankees get nothing in this inning....

Fudge. I hope you die one day Jeter.

Update 3: ACK! My stream just went out!

Well, this sucks. Although maybe this will bring them better luck... although probably not...

Update 4: Three things.

1) Damnit!
2) Damnit!
3) A-Rod, if you ever felt the urge to just... drop off the face of the earth, DO NOT RESIST.

I'm going to stop writing now.